( Breaking Bad News Wins Friends )

Again in the computer lab, students desiring to Win Friends and Influence People would find their witty and well-groomed Dean of Awesome waiting in an armchair at the front of the room with a glass of scotch and a cigar. Don't ask how he managed to get the armchair in there, just be impressed with his abilities. There was also a large display ( Read more... )

( R U Crazy Or Hot? )

On this day the class met as handwavily instructed in the computer lab. Barney was dressed in a tan suit with pink shirt and tie, ever on the prowl should one of the hot teachers be lurking around the building, hoping for a piece of Dean Awesome ( Read more... )

If there was one thing Barney could do for the strange mix of teens filing into his classroom, it was provide them with porn.

And so there was a very large bin of tapes resting on the top of the podium.

"Porn! It's one of the greatest gifts Jesus left to man when he created the VCR." Barney paused to sigh and pick up Space Orgy, an old favorite ( Read more... )

Barney appeared in the classroom looking as amazing as he had the past two weeks in a brown suit with burgundy shirt and perfectly patterned tie. He could have stepped off the cover of a GQ and right into their lives. True story ( Read more... )

Barney was back, all could rejoice at his tan suit and burgundy striped tie. Waiting for his class to trickle in, Barney was working over a mid-morning Bloody Mary and wishing the cafeteria offered brunch ( Read more... )

These were the days when Barney loved his job. Really ( Read more... )

Glinda beamed at everyone as they entered the classroom. Today's snack was mocha-chip muffins and a choice of chai or hot chocolate. "Welcome, welcome," she said, as seats were taken, "to yet another class. I trust you're all enjoying the semester thus far. Now today, we are going to discuss the first half of the twelve ways to win someone over to ( Read more... )

"Good afternoon, good afternoon, please don't forget about the snacks," Glinda said as everyone came in, while gesturing to a plate of chocolate-peanut butter fudge and carafes of hot chocolate. "Today we're going over the six ways to make people like you." She began passing the stack of handouts around. "While you're looking at that, I'd like you ( Read more... )